THE CONQUEROR


lol look at this no account motherfucking trying to worm his way into my dynasty
dunkeld getting dunked on

lol look at this no account motherfucking trying to worm his way into my dynasty

dunkeld getting dunked on

felthier:

Random selfie

There’s some creeper staring at you in the bottom section.

felthier:

Random selfie

There’s some creeper staring at you in the bottom section.

Anonymous asked: Asuyran

  • 01. Full name: Asuryan [Kurnous] Caernough
  • 02. Best friend: His PTSD-hallucination of Eldanesh.
  • 03. Sexuality: He prefers the company of women in most regards. He has slept with men in the past, although rarely for pleasure and mostly for manipulative ends.
  • 04. Favorite color: Dark blue.
  • 05. Relationship status: Betrothed.
  • 06. Ideal mate: A strong and shrewd woman that is capable of tempering his fits of pique and smoothing out his sometimes-erratic behavior; almost a mother figure, if you will.
  • 07. Turn-ons: Intransigence and independence. Somebody who doesn’t need him but rather can compliment his strengths and weaknesses. See also: The Queen.
  • 08. Favorite food: He really doesn’t eat for the pleasure of mastication but has on occasion been spotted gorging on smoked salon. 
  • 09. Crushes:The Queen.
  • 10. Favorite music: Lyric poetry. He used to write some of this before the Silver Company got annihilated. 
  • 11. Biggest fear: Losing his position and power, and by extension being unable to execute government policy in Lordaeron; he sees himself as the best man for the job, hands down, and believes that anyone else would be doing the Queen a disservice.
  • 12. Biggest fantasy: Having a storybook family.
  • 13. Bad habits: Narcotics and alcohol abuse, talking to dead people, talking to the demon stuck in his head, manipulation, torture, murder, etc.
  • 14. Biggest regret: Not being there when Owynn clipped Duncan and Bartram.
  • 15. Best kept secrets:  His relationship with his grandmother.
  • 16. Last thought: “To The End.
  • 17. Worst romantic experience: See 15.
  • 18. Biggest insecurity: Failing the Queen.
  • 19. Weapon of choice: A quill pen and the royal seal.
  • 20. Role Model: Madelynne I. 

nerd-shit asked: GLENDOVER

  • 01. Full name: William Carwin Glendover
  • 02. Best friend: Doesn’t really have one; it was arguably Darron when they were younger, and then Darron died. His half-brother is probably the closest thing remaining but they have regular disagreements.
  • 03. Sexuality: Heterosexual.
  • 04. Favorite color: Sky blue.
  • 05. Relationship status: Married.
  • 06. Ideal mate: He doesn’t really think about sex enough to have formed a desirous image. 
  • 07. Turn-ons: Piety, obviously.
  • 08. Favorite food: Shortbreads.
  • 09. Crushes: N/A
  • 10. Favorite music: Harps and lutes.
  • 11. Biggest fear: Failing to live up to [what he sees as] the expectations placed upon him.
  • 12. Biggest fantasy: Fantasies are for people who don’t have enough stuff to get done.
  • 13. Bad habits: Second-guessing himself.
  • 14. Biggest regret: Not going to Blackwatch with Darron when they were boys.
diermina:

She loves tummy rubs. c:

I see you’ve got Viktor trained pretty well.

diermina:

She loves tummy rubs. c:

I see you’ve got Viktor trained pretty well.

Event Summaries: A Grimm Reminder

mutefrances:

enfamouseld:

mutefrances:

witchslayergeralt:

erichmanstein:

Royal Army Personal Events: Lord William Cahaley

Participants: Cahahely, Alaranar, Vathirr

  • Utilizing some of the information gathered from captured Children of the Dove in the Dread, Lord Cahaley was tasked with leading a small force of Queen’s Men to investigate a small island in the…

WHYYYY THE SWORD WAS SO OP!!!! 

Not everyone is out to be a clown, friend.

Maybe Manstein will let him borrow The Bile Blade.

Rofl. erichmanstein can keep his Hargravy to himself actually

The Bile Blade isn’t really associated with Hargravy.

More like Manstool.

Event Summaries: A Grimm Reminder

mutefrances:

witchslayergeralt:

erichmanstein:

Royal Army Personal Events: Lord William Cahaley

Participants: Cahahely, Alaranar, Vathirr

  • Utilizing some of the information gathered from captured Children of the Dove in the Dread, Lord Cahaley was tasked with leading a small force of Queen’s Men to investigate a small island in the…

WHYYYY THE SWORD WAS SO OP!!!! 

Not everyone is out to be a clown, friend.

Maybe Manstein will let him borrow The Bile Blade.